Dear Spammers

I do not require a Russian bride at present. Thank you to those of you who have so politely asked/offered.Thank you for your kind interest, but despite whatever correspondence you seem to think you have received, I did not place a large order for Viagra this week. Or last week, or the week before. Etc. I'm sure your imitation Rolex is, in fact, "breathtaking," but I simply don't wear watches, although thank you for asking. 642 times. Mr. "Abrahan," I'm not sure what "real anti-fungal charity organ" is, but no, I don't think I "need" it, after all. Mr. Boitemulo, Mr. Bolanie, and Ms. Brandy, I am curious that all three of you are so concerned that I "boost my lust." Since you all seem to have this interest in common, perhaps you can form some sort of internet support group to talk about it?Mr. or Ms. Ayotunde, I am so relieved to hear you have the "best price," but your email was unfortunately unclear on what specifically the best price merchandise is, so I think I will be passing. Toyota Promotions coordinator, I thank you sincerely from the bottom of my heart for your numerous gifts of 500,000 British pounds. I only wish I could cash those checks in dollars, or in fact that I could drive your lovely little cars. But since I can't, I suppose your generosity is of little help to me. Alas.Sincerely yours, 847 times a day,Moonrat

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. "

Mark Twain

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